1. Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?
Soap, I'm assuming. Shampoo is for hair and soap is for skin. Bald men's heads have no hair and are covered in skin. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that they use soap.

2. Are you more like your mother or father?
My father.

3. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
The power to have all super powers.

4. If you could get rid of one tv show forever, what would it be?
Hannah Montana.

5. If you could go on any gameshow, which one would it be?
Um, I don't know.

6. What is a good reason not to answer this question?
Poop.

7. Can you sew?
Yes.

8.What is the nicest thing you have ever done for someone?
No much.

9. What joints can you crack?
My knuckles.

10. How many bedrooms are there in your house?
Three.

11. What stops you from being happy?
Un-happy things.

12. If you could go on vacation for a year, what would you do?
Go on vacation.

13. Jello or Pudding?
Pudding.

14. Do you like your eye color?
I suppose.

15. Buy one get one free or two for one?
It's the same thing.

16. Te-are-rah or te-air-rah?
Te-air-ah.

17. When did you last laugh and why?
I don't know, something was funny.

18. Did you graduate highschool?
Not yet.

19. What insect irritates you the most?
All of them.

20. Did you ever think dumbledore was gay?
I never thought about it.

21. How are you supposed to resist ice cream?
It's not that hard.

22. Do you read the comics in the paper, and if so which is your favorite?
No.

23. How long can you leave turkey in the fridge before it goes bad?
I don't know?

24. What do you think of dating websites?
Not much.

25. If you were president, what would you change?
I'd paint the white house.

26. If you had to write a song about your school, what would the title be?
Hell on Earth.

27. What is the worst part about vacation?
I can't think of anything...

28. Do you believe in magic?
In a young girl's heart.

29. What is that on your face?
Skin.

30. Where did you hide things as a kid?
I don't know.

31. What is your all time favorite song?
I don't have one.

32. How artistic are you?
I'm not.

33. Is it okay to think kids are cute?
Yeah?

34. What do you wish you were better at?
Everything.

35. What ticks you off?
Ticks.

36. How long have you been on here?
Longer than you.

37. Land lover or water baby?
Idiot.

38. Can I have your phone number?
No.

39. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes.

40. You have 3 wishes. What do you wish for?
More wishes.

41. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
None. Crack it open with a hammer instead.

42. How many times do you blink a minute?
I don't count.

43. What would you do with a magic wand?
Poop.

44. Where does strawberry milk come from?
You add a strawberry mixture to regular white milk.

45. Should all caterpillars die?
No.

46. What is your favorite color smurf?
I thought they were all blue?

47. Are you tired of bathing?
Sure.

48. Have you ever been called an Aussie?
No.

49. Is Santa real?
No.

50. Are midgets real?
DWARF. And yes, obviously.

51. What kind of phone do you have?
Chocolate.

52. Who is your bf / gf?
Your mother.

53. Why do you like Wonderpets so much?
I don't know what that is.

54. Can you see the light?
No.